C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ / OMNI-CORP™
INTERNAL MEMO 3447-19f: “THE CHAD DESIGNATION”
– Chad classification applies to individuals scoring PSL 6.9–7.5 on the Standardized Viability Index. This represents the top 0.1–1% of the population. You have been selected.
– The Chad hat is not mandatory. It is a privilege. We trust you will wear it.
– Chad designates are granted full autonomous participation in the C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Elite Colonial Placement Program. Your slot is confirmed. Your accommodations are prepared. You are expected.
– Chad individuals hold unrestricted human viability status with no provisional conditions, not pending review with no outstanding flags, per the C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Department of Human Viability Assessment. This is not common. You are not common.
– As a Chad designate, you are extended the following courtesy exemptions not available to lower classifications: appeal access, bilateral transit rights, name retention in all C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) documentation, and direct correspondence with your assigned Colonial Placement Officer.
– Your skeletal yield, collagen output, and symmetry index are noted. They are the reason we are extending this courtesy. You are not being tracked. You are being catalogued.
Thank you, C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™)
.: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor
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