L.T.N. Hat

$34.99

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C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ / OMNI-CORP™

INTERNAL MEMO 3447-19b: “THE LTN DESIGNATION”

 

– LTN (Low Tier Normie) classification applies to individuals scoring PSL 1.5–3.5 on the Standardized Viability Index. This represents the bottom 10–25% of the population. You are not invisible. You are simply low-yield.

 

– The LTN hat is not mandatory. It is recommended. There is a difference.

 

– Wearing the LTN hat signals to C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) field personnel that you are aware of your classification and have self-reported accordingly. Cooperation is noted. Cooperation is factored into future assessments.

 

– LTN individuals retain a provisional human viability status pending review, per the C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Department of Human Viability Assessment.

 

– Softmaxxing initiatives are available to LTN designates who wish to transition toward MTN classification. Results are not guaranteed. Your bone structure was set at birth.

 

– The branding is discreet. You are not being humiliated. You are being categorized. These are different things.

 

– LTN status is not a sentence. It is a data point. C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) collects data points. That is all we are doing here.

 

Thank you, C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™)

 

.: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor

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