C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ / OMNI-CORP™
INTERNAL MEMO 3447-19e: “THE CHADLITE DESIGNATION”
– Chadlite classification applies to individuals scoring PSL 6.0–6.8 on the Standardized Viability Index. This represents the top 2–5% of the population. You are a notable asset.
– The Chadlite hat is mandatory. You are a flagged resource.
– Chadlite is the threshold at which C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) redirects significant operational interest toward your person. You have been pre-selected for accelerated assessment pending availability of off-world placement slots.
– Chadlite individuals hold full human viability status with enhanced provisional standing, per the C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Department of Human Viability Assessment.
– Chad transition is possible for Chadlite designates but is substantially genetics-limited. Surgical options exist. C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) does not endorse, fund, or guarantee outcomes of surgical intervention.
– You have been extended an invitation to C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Elite Colonial Placement Program pending final viability confirmation. Details will follow through appropriate channels.
– The branding is discreet. You are being retained, status placement is code: 5-74632h
Thank you, C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™)
.: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor
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