C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ / OMNI-CORP™
INTERNAL MEMO 3447-19c: “THE MTN DESIGNATION”
– MTN (Mid Tier Normie) classification applies to individuals scoring PSL 3.5–5.0 on the Standardized Viability Index according to The Department of Human Viability Assessment. This represents approximately 50% of the population. You are average. This is a statement of fact, not a consolation.
– The MTN hat is mandatory, as is your classification.
– MTN is the statistical baseline. You do not turn heads. You do not repel them. C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) has no particular interest in you. This is also a statement of fact, not a consolation.
– MTN individuals hold full provisional human viability status. No review is currently pending, per the C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) Department of Human Viability Assessment.
– You may have arrived here from LTN via softmaxxing initiatives. C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™) acknowledges your effort. The bone structure remains what it was.
– HTN transition is theoretically possible for MTN designates through continued softmaxxing compliance. Results are not guaranteed. Most people reading this will remain here.
– The branding is discreet. You are being located.
Thank you, C.H.U.D. GLOBAL CORP™ (trusted subsidiary of OMNI-CORP™)
.: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor
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